I don't know how to start this but I guess I'll start from the root of the problem. (Pun intended.)
I hate going to the dentist. Who doesn't? I mean do you like some old dude putting his hands in your mouth? How about his tools that he says they're clean? No one likes that. I bet dentists don't even like going to the dentist.
Every time I go, my dentist, lets call him Dr. Dentist, (oh the irony), he finds something wrong.
Me: I brush, I floss. What's wrong Dr. Dentist?
Dr. Dentist: You don't floss or brush enough.
Me: Oh, 2 to 3 times a day isn't enough?
Dr. Dentist: No. It's enough but you don't go to church.
He only tells me those things because he is this super Catholic Flanders-like man and he found out I stopped going to church. He now tells me to pray plaque away....
What an asshole.
I need a new dentist...
Btw, I wrote this entire post in the office with my smart phone.
Watch out, we got a badass over here.