Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Useless Super Powers

Have you ever wondered 'what-if' you had a useless super power?

How about turning an exaggeration into a super power?

As you see to the right, I'm sweating bullets! Well it's pretty much useless unless you've got a gun to use those bullets with and in that case, UNLIMITED AMMO, as long as you are hydrated all the time.

Pretty sweet huh?           Yeah....

38 comments:

  1. On the Internet, that would turn everyone into 12 inch long dicks.

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  2. LOL, i love super powers with almost or no point. or super powers with a catch. Like Jump man, he can jump as high as he wants, but can only land from the height a normal person can.

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  3. hmm... i guess mine would have to be being invisible, but living alone on a deserted island.

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  4. @atley - that guy would be screwed!

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  5. Be sure to keep your iron levels steady, then!

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  6. Turning people into chocolate, maybe a female super power.

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  7. Flatulating moderately intoxicating gas would be a cool, yet useless super power!

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  8. Able to open 'easy to open' containers without strewing the contents everywhere...

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  9. I don't even want to imagine that lol

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  10. @Arlequín
    rofl thats a good one xD

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  11. saw a family guy episode the other day and megs power was to ' grow her fingernails ' haaaa.. now thats pretty damn useless ;)

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  12. lawl. never thought of it this way.

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  13. haha useless super power - meat vision. the ability to project meat from your eyes.

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  14. Is there such thing as a useless super power? any benifit no matter how small is still a benifit!

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  15. thats why you make the big bucks

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  16. You'd have a hard time replacing all those metals in your body. I mean where would it come from?

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  17. I'd be... NARCOLEPTIC MAN!!! Able to fall asleep at a moment's notice, I would use my powers for gags and humor.

    Boring staff meeting? Lengthy sermon? Someone quoting Fox News? ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

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  18. Haha, unlimited ammo would just rock!

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  19. I would like to hear more about useless superpowers :D

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  20. I would turn my snatch into chocolate so that way you could all take turns eating me.

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  21. Pickle... no need, most men will eat pretty much anything anyway :P

    Ability to stop clocks... not time, just clocks.

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  22. that's the weirdest super power i've ever heard of.

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  23. I think this exaggeration ability would count as reality altering powers, like Proteus & Franklin Richards (Marvel). I'd be down for those if that was the case!

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  24. The exaggeration thing could be amazing tbh, especially if you're the type to, eh, oversell yourself on Match.com.

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  25. -The ability to seduce any woman but when you got her into bed you turned gay.
    -You can talk to animals but they wouldn’t necessarily listen.

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  26. -Being able to fly, but once you reach 50 feet you unknowingly fall and can never fly again.
    -Having X-ray vision but only in a men's locker room

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  27. Lol, some of these are hilarious, but look up the X-Man "Beak" his power SUCKED.

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  28. The power to track you down in a chip - Brit

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  29. what's with your one who could turn everything into gold that he touched, but then he starved to death cos he couldn't eat anything...useless power

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  30. I got the one that turns every relationship to shit... that count?

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  31. Hey, those bullets would be useful if you were in the army!

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