Saturday, June 18, 2011

Useless Super Powers 2

Heart Attack Man!


He doesn't give heart attacks to anyone but himself! He can't control it but he has the ability to feel it coming and grabs his chest when so.


He also turns red when he is near bulls.

He lives in Spain and is a Bull fighter.


Have a great weekend!!

27 comments:

  1. I still like my idea of "Intoxicating Fart Man"!

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  2. Wow! SYM Man! (Superb Yet Miserable)

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  3. did you know that the whole "bulls hate red" thing is just a myth?

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  4. Damn son, doesn't sound like a superpower, more of a defective heart condition lol

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  5. Only the most hardened Super Villain would fail to respond with "OMG he's having a heart attack, somebody phone 911!!

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  6. lol.

    I think the one useless superpower I have is that I pee incredibly fast for a female.

    Also, I named my toes when I was 12.

    ....It's a talent.

    REALLY.

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  7. It's Fire Man!
    He gets rid of the fire by setting himself on fire and fighting the fire with fire! Hot!

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  8. Rash man(or woman); with minimal contact this Super Hero can induce anything from an uncomfortable itch to a full blown STD... best yet, nobody knows how it happened! It's believed that toilet seats are some sort of medium for his/her powers...

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  9. I'm not sure about the super part of that power

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  10. I always liked Captain Hindsight on South Park - has the uncanny ability to give advice after something has already happened.

    "I would have done that differently!"

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  11. Muy interesante el tema, buen blog , saludos :D

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  12. Have you heard of eye-scream? He's this terrible x-men villain who can transform his body into icecream. There really are some terrible superhero and villain characters out there.

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  13. Would be great for CPR training.

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  14. I'm liking Captain Hindsight lol

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  15. I feel like this mutation would have been severely selected against in the evolutionary process >.>

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  16. The Colonel is his sidekick! :D Aw, poor heart attack man.

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  17. AHAHAHA CPR training indeed

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  18. Did he acquire this power by eating big macs and whoppers?

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  19. love this useless superpowers :D :D

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  20. oh i hope he stays around hospitals so....

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  21. Hahaha!! That is too funny... I'm right now in Spain and keep my eyes open for him; if I see him, I'll send you a photo ;)

    http://ladyonaroof.blogspot.com/

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