Thursday, June 2, 2011

Good Morning

For the past several months at my job, some of the most annoying things happen to me and the funny thing, its the little things that bother me.

When I'm standing there and its the afternoon, there are always those customers that want to mess up your day and say "Good Morning".

Now why the fuck do they say that? They see me standing there, I'm tired and they have the nerve to say "Good Morning"! I just feel like screaming at them saying "IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON YOU STUPID CUNT!"

I seriously lose my mind when this happens! I start to breath heavily, walk in circles and check the clock! I thought I had gone back in time or something.

Seriously, if you want to annoy an employee, I totally suggest you do this!


I'll leave you here with this song, so you'll have a GOOD MORNING!

40 comments:

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  2. 7 AM? That's when I go to sleep, haha.

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  3. I am so not a morning person...

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  4. i say good morning all the time... in the morning i mean it, in the afternoon i'm so beat and brain dead that i say it out of habit.

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  5. I work overnights, so I'm always getting the "Good morning, or is it good night for you?" joke.

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  6. Not sure why this bothers you so. lol. I would not mind so much the greeting of choice used by a customer. More annoying is when the customer does not decide what they want to order, and there is a line building then they TAKE OUT THEIR PHONE and start to text/talk while still trying to decide.

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  7. Ah thats so annoying, my job is just like this man ;D

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  8. I've banned the use of good in front of morning at work.

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  9. I sometimes panic and say good morning although it isn't....the english language just leaves me and I am like uh ..ah good morning?

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  10. Good morning my friend, cool post at start day :)

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  11. classic track from the beatles

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  12. I'm sure they were just trying to brighten up your day with their enthusiasm and cheer.

    Or like, they are sadists and deserve to have their happiness BUTCHERED.

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  13. good morning 2 u2! i like to sleep long but i can't :)

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  14. i hate the "oh you look like shit so im going to make it worse by saying good morning GOOD MORNING" thing people do. fuck that.

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  15. It's also very lame when I'm at the airport and you buy something at the duty free store and the lady says to some random guy "Have a safe flight" or something along those lines, and the silly dude says "yeah, you too".

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  16. lol I like the smashed alarm clock

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  17. I thought of that song before you posted it. I winnnnnnnn.

    Also, good morning. I hope you check in on this later in the afternoon. Chinggggg.

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  18. Fucking cunt? I love it! My two favorite words. I love your blog so so much!

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  19. But what if it really is a good morning?

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  20. That alarm clock is how my brain is in the morning.

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  21. I'll start greeting with a single "hi"

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  22. but where would we be without customers. hehe

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  23. I think it is a customers job to completely ruin your day anyway. Federal law.

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  24. My ex bro-in-law would do that. He used 'good morning' for a generic hello. It confused a lot of people, and was rather amusing.

    MOPI: Today's Post - It's Raining Men ...in flannel...

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  25. I hated when that happened, I used to work nights, and people would come in at like 4 am and say good morning. Um, no it fucking isn't? I'd be drunkenly passing out in my bed at 4 am. That's still night time to me.

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  26. lol uhh i just say it because it's polite. :P

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  27. Beatles rock band was disappointing. Not nearly as difficult as I thought it would be.

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  28. I will keep this in mind whenever is walk in a store in the afternoon!! great post !!!

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  29. i wake up in the late afternoon usually, so i say taht sometimes

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  30. rock band rocks. i sometimes lose track of time but usually correct myself after i say good morning when it's after 12.

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  31. I guess by leaving this comment, I am kicking rocks.

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