Monday, May 9, 2011
The Rape Whistle
Then for a while I tried figuring out what was the whistles purpose. At first I thought it was to train dogs, but then again she didn't look like a dog person.
Then it hit me. RAPE WHISTLE!
Why on Earth would this ugly lady have a rape whistle around her neck?
Who would rape her? Seriously!!
That whistle is as useless as an Atheist wearing the cross or a rosary around their neck! Maybe it's a fashion statement, I don't know. But this was the first time I had seen a woman with a rape whistle, ever. I then thought, "What happens when she blows on it?".
Do SWAT team members start falling from the sky? Does she let out a smelly smell? Does the sound from the whistle make you grab your ears and scream very loud?
Into detail on how unattractive she was, she had more facial hair than me, then again, everyone has more facial hair than me.
1)So why do you think she had a rape whistle in the first place?
2)What would you think happens when she would blow on it?
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