Monday, May 9, 2011

The Rape Whistle

The other day at my job, not that many people were walking in. Then out of nowhere this lady walks in. She's very unattractive. And then I notice something shiny near her cleavage. After I gave her a cart, I took another look. It was a whistle.


Then for a while I tried figuring out what was the whistles purpose. At first I thought it was to train dogs, but then again she didn't look like a dog person.

Then it hit me. RAPE WHISTLE!

Why on Earth would this ugly lady have a rape whistle around her neck?

Who would rape her? Seriously!!

That whistle is as useless as an Atheist wearing the cross or a rosary around their neck! Maybe it's a fashion statement, I don't know. But this was the first time I had seen a woman with a rape whistle, ever. I then thought, "What happens when she blows on it?".

Do SWAT team members start falling from the sky? Does she let out a smelly smell? Does the sound from the whistle make you grab your ears and scream very loud?

Into detail on how unattractive she was, she had more facial hair than me, then again, everyone has more facial hair than me.


1)So why do you think she had a rape whistle in the first place?
2)What would you think happens when she would blow on it?

35 comments:

  1. I like rape whistles because they let me know where the fun is going on.

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  2. Rape whistles work as well as car alarms do.

    Everyone has a neighbor where their car alarm goes off all the time, at awkward hours. You're tired of hearing that thing. It's always a false alarm.

    One day, it's going off again. You ignore it like always. But wait! The car is gone! Shit, that one was for real!

    If I heard a loud whistle, I'm not sure if I would do anything. I'd probably think "eh, some kid has a whistle. So annoying..."

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  3. its for the safety of the mind

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  4. I dont think ppl take much notice of things like that.

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  5. I guess a rape whistle is for making tons of noise, as sort of a scream for help

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  6. 1) She wears the rape whistle in case she walks into a Rape in progress.
    2) when blown all those within 20 FT of her have massive ear trama, and blood starts flowing from their pierece ear drums. Just too bad she will probably go deaf as well. haha

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  7. i like it when the girls that i rape whistle with it. give a nice ring to the good old rape

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  8. It's always the huge ugly old women that are convinced they're going to be raped, not realising that their best defense is actually their own body

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  9. well i guess.. there are all kind of ppl, so there is at least one guy who would rape her!

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  10. Well, people focus on what would they do if they heard the whistle... but what would the rapist do? I think that's the main objective, get scared and run away.

    And who knows, maybe she had it because she had been raped before. If you're desperate enough to rape, it only takes a little bit more to be desperate enough to rape Chewbacca.

    Not that I'd know or anything.

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  11. I think it's really a respirator. :)

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  12. yep maybe its a dog whistle to summon the rest of the pack...

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  13. Rich people talk about taxes, poor people talk about money, often in our society the people who have the least to worry about a from a thing are the ones that spend the most time talking about it.

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  14. I don't understand the whole rape whistle thing. I think it's something like in 90% of rapes the victim knows the attacker, so, long story short, if you're getting raped by crazy Uncle Tito in the back closet of his trailer, how's anyone going to hear a damn whistle?

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  15. maybe she feel prettier when she has one xd
    idk rape whistles sucks :D

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  16. Some people like to dream xD

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  17. Maybe she has a legitimate fear of rape and of men in general. Maybe abused as a kid and the depression caused her to not care for herself and let herself become ugly.

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  18. Maybe it's not a rape whistle. Maybe it was just a necklace, a fashion statement.

    Fyi, "ugly" people do get rape.

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  19. -if she is wearing rapeheadphone in her ears, are guys going to notice?
    -if ugly chik is wearing rape whistle it is to make statement or to let world know that she could be raped too..

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  20. because they are aesthetically pleasing around the neck?

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  21. Rape whistles are a good idea I suppose. You may not want to blow it if the rapist has a knife or something tho. you might be better off with a minature gun around your neck but that would just look silly...

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  22. Maybe it stands for a penis motorboating her cleavage.

    Wait. I'm the only one who thought that?!

    *scurries off to say my Hail Marys now.*

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  23. LOL I didn't know such a thing existed!

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  24. lol yeah rite. like someone will be blowing a whistle...

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  25. 1.) Because i gave it to her

    2.) I break through the nearest wall and stab the first person i see

    FOR I AM THE RAPE PREVENTER, PREVENTER OF RAPES

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  26. I think the third option would actually be a great idea. Just makes their heads explode or something. lol

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  27. Maybe its like a dog whistle... Like only rapists can hear it...

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  28. The whistle was probably just a decorative piece, meant to remind people that the ugly lady was in fact actually a woman with a functioning vag and was still capable of being raped.

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  29. im prety sure the more attractive you are doesnt imply the more likely you are to be raped

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  30. Aren't you supposed to yell "fire" or something instead?

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  31. Is this like a dog whistle, but attracts rapists?

    Seems cool

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  32. Maybe its just wishful thinking, that shes attractive enough for a quick rape xD

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  33. Will Ferrel gets a Rape Whistle in THE OTHER GUYS

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