Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Black Books

The other day one of my real life friends, yes I have real life friends, told me about this show. So I gave it a look and it's hilarious! Too bad that it stopped at only its 3rd season.

It's called 'Black Books' and it was a British sitcom about the owner of the Book store(Dylan Moran) from 'Shaun of the Dead' Fame, the owners assistant(Tamsin Greig) which she made a cameo in 'Shaun of the Dead' and their friend(Bill Bailey). From the looks of things, you can tell this is going to be very funny, right?

I bet you'll start laughing within the first minute.

I was able to find the first episode so you can see it yourself!


Black Books -  S01E01 - Cooking the Books

Monday, May 30, 2011

Jigglypuff is a DICK

I don't know if all of you remember Jigglypuff from Pokemon and if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, I'll summarize it.

Jigglypuff is one of the original Pokemon from the first generation. It basically sings you to sleep. In the show it would sing and then draw on the main characters because it would get mad that they fell asleep while it was singing.

It would just doodle on their faces, which I found hilarious! I always imagined it to draw like a dick on someones faces out of pure anger!

It would go something like this:

Removes top.

Holds marker in the air  to show its ready!

Begins doodling.....

The Masterpiece.


Happy Memorial Day and have a great Monday!


Sunday, May 29, 2011

Urinals

I have never liked them, ever! I've always preferred using the stalls instead. I feel like I have more privacy in there and I can also clean myself occasionally with some paper.


I use the urinals, but very ,very rarely.


For example, if I need to go really badly and the stalls are taken and there is a urinal open, then urinal it is, but if I can hold it and wait, I will.



But then, when I do use them, it seems like this will always happen:



Have a great Sunday!

And speaking of urinals, don't forget to vote on the poll if you haven't already!


Saturday, May 28, 2011

The Parking Lot Game

While I was in college, a couple of friends and I came up with this game. We call it the parking lot game. You see in the college, there are more cars than the parking spots available, meaning that people are going around in circles with their cars trying to find a spot so they can get to class. Since My friends and I where there early, we would walk around the parking lot pretending to find our cars, driving people insane and making them follow us around. We would walk between cars and the drivers would drive around expecting to get our spot. They get NOTHING!

You can play this game where ever there is a full parking lot available. It could be school, church, hospitals and super markets. As you can see below, the red line shows where you walk in between cars. Pretend you can't find it, look everywhere, take out your phone, do a circle, make a turn, head back. look in the other aisle and walk away. I must wonder what the drivers are thinking though and how close we have gotten to death on this one!


I can't wait to try this out at the University!

Have a great Saturday!

Friday, May 27, 2011

L.A. Noire

Aside from blogging and working recently, I've been playing the Rockstar game, 'L.A. Noire'.

This game is incredible! From the moment I put in the first disk into the Xbox 360, I was hooked! It feels like I'm watching a TV show or a very long film. At first I thought, this isn't like Grand Theft Auto IV at all and that's because you play as a cop. A good cop.

You are called into crime scenes and examine evidence you find all around. For one mission, I was called in to look at a hit and run. While looking at the evidence, I found that the car had braked before it hit the victim and that the victim had been dead before the car hit him. While looking for more evidence, I found a bloody knife in a trash can, but that at the moment, did not partake to the case, until the suspect, talked about two people who seemed to push the person in front of his vehicle.

With that evidence there, I solved the case, linking the bloody knife to the two people that pushed the body in front of the car. What would have happened if I didn't find that knife?

This is just one of the many missions in the game, and they are pretty long. When you find clues, those clues can lead to more locations and to more people of interest. It seems to never end, which is a great thing! Right now, I am only on the 2nd disk and these missions get intense! Suspects make a run for it, crimes scenes seem to have a pattern and so on.

But the best feature really is the interrogations. You have to go on instinct to determine whether the suspect is telling the truth, saying something doubtful or lying. To figure this out, you must look at the face.

In the game they added a new technology which involves 30 cameras pointed at the actors face.

Thats 30 high definition cameras pointed to each of the actors,
there are about 400 actors in this game alone!


This new technology is incredible!

The game has already been about for two weeks and we are already hearing that they want to make a sequel which involves not only the face acting, but full body acting with more than 30 cameras!


Are you playing this game?

Have a great Friday and a great weekend!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dreams and Their Inconveniences

A major inconvenience with my dreams has to be that they are way too real. Sometimes I think my dreams are real life and when I wake up, I'm like FUCK!

It pisses me off that in my dream I have this cool gadget or sword or money or something and I plan to do something with it and when I wake up, it's gone! I never got a chance to use it at all!

The other night, I believe I had Excalibur, or something similar. All I got to do with it was swing it around and put it back in its sleeve. I didn't get to decapitate anything or swing it at a tree at least..... because I awoke to take a piss.

Now the most realistic dream I've ever had has got to be the one well I fell off a building because the sense of falling felt realistic, like going down really fast on a roller coaster and when I hit the floor, I awoke because I had fallen from my bed.

I must say that dream was awesome though. That feeling of adrenaline running down your veins feels really good, even if I was just dreaming.

The second most realistic dream I've had has to be the bathroom one. I actually dreamed that I went to the bathroom and it felt so real that in my dream I went back to bed after going. I then wake up having to go super badly that if I wouldn't have woken up in time, I would have pissed myself. LOL

I'm beginning to think I drink too much water....

1)Have you ever had these realistic dreams?
2)Have they bothered you like they have bothered me?

Don't forget to vote on my new poll!
(I put it up again with more answers, so vote again!)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Show a little love to a blogger.....

...not me but to another blogger. His name is Crazy Cla$$ic George. He has some awesome posts! All he needs is more people to follow him and give him a read!

I swear, if it wasn't for this guy, yes this guy right here---------------->
I would still be using a spray after taking a shit and my bathroom would smell like shit and flowers.



So go ahead and show him some blogger love and check his blog out!

How To Avoid People

This is a great example!
At least once in your life you have tried to avoid a certain somebody or a group of people. Whether it is in real life or in a video game, you have done it.

I avoid people all the time! Whether it was at school or work, it has happened.

At school I avoided those people that talk too much and like to chit chat while on my way to class. I don't like chit chat , so I avoid them. If I can't avoid them, it's hi and bye if I can't ignore them.

At work, I avoid everyone, especially if its on my way to the bathroom. It gets annoying when you need to take a piss and on your way, there are like 5 customers and you have to avoid eye contact just like in the Pokemon games, if not, you're fucked!


This is exactly what I mean.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)

This is the sequel of Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes and the fifth and final film in the series.


The movie begins ten years after the revolution. The ape leader is Caesar (Roddy McDowall) and he tries to have peace between the apes and the humans, but there is a Gorilla names Aldo(Claude Akins) that is against him and all he wants it to fight and have war. Aldo then wants to dethrone Caesar and become the leader himself.

Caesar ended up marring Lisa from the movie before this one and they had a child which he called Cornelius in honor of his father from the previous films.

Later on, Caesar regrets never have known his parents and his human assistant MacDonald tells him that he can hear and see his parents recorded in tapes so that he can learn about their future.

They must go into the Forbidden City to see and hear it though and it might be a dangerous thing to do because it is now radioactive after a bomb went off there and human mutants can be around there.

They live by the rule 'Ape Must Never Kill Ape'. Will this rule be broken?

Before going there, they get weapons from the armory that is guarded by Mandemus just in case they get attacked by anyone in the Forbidden City. They sneak into the archives to see the recordings but what they don't know is that they are being watched by the mutant humans who survived the bomb. They end up learning very little of the future and escape before being captured or killed.

Now the mutant humans know where they have gone and pan to attack them!
Caesar can't trust the mutant humans or General Aldo.

What will happen to the Planet of the Apes in this finale?
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This movie was great with all its action packed scenes of apes fighting humans, but the prequel to his had more action. The story fit in perfectly but the ending leaves you asking for more.


That's it for all the Planet of the Apes films, not including the 2001 remake.

Should I do another review on another set of movies?

Vote on my new poll!

Monday, May 23, 2011

The Unwakeable Heavy Sleeper and the Slim Jim

If you are reading this, then you survived the weekend with all the bullshit of the world ending and all.

Anyway, Yesterday at work, I was just standing around thinking what I should blog about when I get home when suddenly this lady walks in. She walks up to me and asks me "Do you have a Slim Jim?"

R.I.P Macho Man randy Savage
Then I was like "OOOHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!! Nah just joking... what for?" 

She replies, "My husband is locked inside the car with the air on sleeping and my child is inside as well."

I reply, "Did you try banging on the door or window?"

She said, "Yes, but he wont wake up."

I offered my banging services and went with her to her car and there he was, sleeping inside the car, like so:


I thought to myself, did she not even try to wake him up? I go ahead and bang on the window. No response. I bang a little harder. Nothing. What the fuck!? Really? He didn't wake up! I start rocking the car from side to side. He moved a little bit, but that was because of the rocking.

I start banging on the hood really loud! Nothing still! I then send her over to the Jiffy Lube at the end of the parking lot to see if she can find someone with a Slim Jim.

I kept banging on the cars hood, windows, doors and everything! This guy is a heavy sleeper!! Nothing seems to wake this guy up! I ended up stopping a car and asking them to honk their horns, after explaining them the situation really quickly. They began honking, and another car as well and nothing! 

Another employee came to look at the situation and decided to call the police. Then the wife of the guy came back with a guy and his Slim Jim. 

They managed to open the cars window and open the door.

She shook her husband and the guy wakes up with a face like "WHY THE FUCK YOU SHAKING ME BITCH!" 

He was all disoriented. 

Looking around at everyone who was there with a face like, "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?"


With that over, as I was walking back to work, my boss asks me,"You gonna blog about this?"

DEFINITELY 

Saturday, May 21, 2011

End of the World: Part 1

Ok, this is cool, getting hand picked!!!
If all goes according to plan, my plan, then it's not and I'll be able to watch the last Planet of the Apes film and be able to review it sometime this week.
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So according to Harold Camping, the guy that makes these silly predictions, yes, that same guy that predicted the apocalypse in 1994, is now predicting the world will end in approximately tomorrow.


This is what he actually said:

  • The rapture will occur on May 21, 2011 with approximately 3% of the world's population being called to heaven.
  • Earthquakes will begin on May 21 on the Kiritimati Island (Christmas Island near Australia) at 6:00 pm CXT (11:00 am UTC).
  • Citing Jeremiah 25:32, earthquakes will continue "as the sun advances" with New York to be affected at approximately at 6:00pm EDT (10:00 pm UTC).
  • The end of the world will take place five months later on October 21, 2011.



So If you live in New York, I suggest you keep calm, get a drink and this will all be over as soon as you know it.

Not the world, but this lousy prediction!

And if it does happen, It was great to know and read all your blogs and it was fun writing all of these posts.

See ya tomorrow!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes (1972)

Now this is yet another sequel, but this time to Escape From Planet Of Apes (1971), making this the fourth film in the series.

It starts off in 1983, a couple of years after the last movie and a disease has killed all of the world's cats and dogs, so now the humans have no pets. They decided to replace them with monkeys and apes, but as time passes, the apes begin to learn and adapt to the humans and then the humans make them into their slaves and by 1991, the US is working on ape slave labour.

Meanwhile, Armando(Ricardo Montalban), who kept baby Milo safe, has Milo, now called Caesar(Roddy McDowell) all grown up and safely working in the circus. One day they leave and start giving away flyers at a city so people will come and watch the circus. During that trip, Caesar notices how apes are being used  as slaves and he doesn't like it at all! But he's not supposed to talk because if he does, they will find out that he is the son of the apes that came from the future 20 years ago and could endanger the the human race!

Later on, Caesar sees a couple of policemen beating on a gorilla and he couldn't keep his mouth shut and shouts out "Lousy Human Bastards!" This catches the attention of the people around there and start accusing Caesar of speaking, but Armando says he said it. While the gorilla caught the attention of the policemen, Armando walks away with Caesar, telling him that he has to lose the clothes and mix in with the other apes while he fixes this situation, or at least he tries.

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Now this movie has to be my favorite of all of them! It was really entertaining seeing Caesar communicating with the other apes and leading them to revolt against the humans!


One more movie left in the series! I can't wait to see the ending of the series!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971)

Now this is the sequel to Beneath The Planet Of The Apes, the third movie in the series.

It starts off after the events of the last movie. It turns out that Cornelius, Zira and Dr.Milo(Roddy McDowell, Kim Hunter and Sal Mineo), managed to fix Taylors broken spaceship and left their planet and entered some sort of loophole which took them back in time to Earth in the 1970's.

When they land, the US Army is there ready to salute the astronauts return and they get a surprise when the astronauts take off their helmets revealing the apes!

They are taken to some sort of lab to be examined. They start out not talking, because where they're from, if a human talked, they would get experimented on and they didn't want that to happen to them. As it progresses, they end up talking and gaining the scientists trust. They become celebrities and are treated like royalty.

Zira ends up pregnant from Cornelius and then trouble starts happening when they are questioned from the future they live in!

Zira drinks a little too much and spills the beans(women....) on that they experimented with live humans and that the cause of the apes becoming how they are where because all the dogs and cats where killed due to a virus that did not affect humans or apes and then apes became house hold pets and they grew smarter as well!

Now this is where the Government got worried and did not want Zira to give birth to her child, so that the Earth will not be ruled by Apes in the future! They eventually find out of the governments plan and thats when they make a run for it! They also get a little help from Ricardo Montalban as Armando.
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This movie was more entertaining than the last actually! I liked it because it took the story completely around making the apes go to a world of humans. The government was a bit though on them in my opinion but thats what made it interesting.



Two more movies left in the series! I got a really good feeling about the next one! I like how the story is going full circle!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Beneath The Planet of the Apes (1970)

So, I've began watching all the movies of this series, and so far I really like them. I had never seen the sequels before, only the first original and the 2001 crappy remake, which I will not review. Also this year, a new movie will come out called 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' and it is supposedly a prequel to the first one. I hope they stay true to that.
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This is the sequel to The Planet of the Apes (1968).

It starts off right where the last one ended. After Taylor(Charlton Heston) realizes where he has been the whole time, he must continue to go to the forbidden zone and find out everything.

Taylor somehow manages to get separated from Nova(Linda Harrison), a mute woman he befriended in the first film, after an Earthquake in the forbidden zone, so Nova goes back for help.


Meanwhile, nearby, there is a spaceship that has recently crashed and out comes in the new lead character, Brent(James Franciscus), who was sent to rescue Taylor and the other astronauts.

He eventually meets up with Nova and somehow they understand each other and go back to find Taylor.
But Brent stumbles upon a society of intelligent mutant humans whose God is an Atomic bomb.
You see where i'm going with this? Probably not but it's entertaining!


This movie wasn't as great as the first one, but it lives up to it. I liked it. It is better than most of the movies they have out nowadays.

 I'll eventually review the next three(3) sequels soon.........


Yes three(3)! ......


No, I'm not kidding!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

To check receipts or not to check receipts? That is the question....

So recently, I have been asked at my job to start checking receipts, I thought it wouldn't be a problem but I was wrong. Some customers get so upset when I asked them to see their receipts that they start screaming at me.


I swear one day I will not keep my temper and shout a Shakespearian line at them! I'll start racking up a few using this generator. It will come in quite handy.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html? and http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html


About 1 out of every 50 customers gets upset or/and angry when I ask for the receipt. It might not seem like much, but it is because there are people going in and out all day, so 50 can go by in 10 minutes.



Other than that, a customer called me Captain Jack....... But.....

Monday, May 16, 2011

The Planet of the Apes (1968)

Well yesterdays post was a bit lazy with all the crap happening this weekend and all, so todays post will be about a movie that has always captured my attention to the fullest.

The Planet of the Apes has to be one of the greatest movies ever made!

The film tells the story of an astronaut crew that crash land on a mysterious planet in the future. At first, it looks like the planet is empty but the surviving crew members stumble upon a society in which apes have evolved into creatures with human-like intelligence and speech. The apes have assumed the role of the dominant species and humans are mute animals wearing animal skins!

The story follows the astronaut Taylor, who is played by Charlton Heston.

He and the other crew members get captured and some get experimented on because they speak, something the apes thought humans could not do! Taylor is spared because his throat gets injured, but then it heals and as he is being beaten, his voice would be heard saying:


 "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"


This is one of the most famous movies scenes ever! It has been made fun of many times in cartoon shows even on The Simpsons as a musical:



And if you like the "Dr. Zaius Song", here is a never ending loop: http://drzaius3.ytmnd.com/

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Beetwin? More like FAIL! and bloggers fail too...

This was scheduled to come out Friday morning, but since Blogger was down all night and day, it didn't release. I'll come out with a blog explaining why Blogger was down in a future post. Anyway, back to this post:

So the other day I went outside to walk my dog. As I am going to the usual patches of grass my dog likes to go to, I encounter this sign on the wall next to the grass-------------------------->

As you can see, they don't know how to spell 'between' because they spelled it 'Beetwin'. This is not a win, this is a FAIL.

Anyway, who are they to tell me where my dog could shit. I mean, don't you decide which toilet you prefer to shit on? Would you rather go to a nice clean one or one that has shit all over?

Also, the people that put the sign up don't even own that patch of grass. So as you see I have a couple of options as to how to fix this little situation.... I could:


  1. Not walk my dog there.
  2. Walk my dog there anyway.


I'm going with plan 2 only because they didn't even say please and I also responded to their sign with one of my own:




Have a great Saturday!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

What really happened to Osama Bin Laden and his Rape Whistle....

I read all of your comments and suggestions.... and I am not taking into consideration:

D4: It ain't happening...sorry lol... =P

Anyway from the rest of you I made this story on what really went down in Islamabad that day... or night....

thenitefalls: This is what REALLY HAPPENED!

Venus: Great idea, it probably did happen, with the swat members falling out of the sky and all......

Osama is clearly seen watching 2 girls 1 cup. In excitement, he blew on a whistle he found earlier, not knowing it was one of his wifes rape whistles......(Im not implying that his wife has many rape whistles but that he has many wifes)


After the whistle was blown, swat team members fell out of the sky and surrounded his mansion! They eventually found him hiding in the closet..... They got him to get out of the closet with a piece of cheese and thats were they killed him.



Ed: This wasn't what you said, but its close enough!

X marks the spot.....

That's the spirit, boy!
Is anyone else tired of hearing that Osama Bin Laden is dead?

I mean he has been dead for a week and they're still talking about him as if he's gonna rise from the murky waters he was thrown into!

I bet that if they were to send a team to recover his remains, they would find them unscathed because even the fish don't give a shit about him!

But enough of that now....


And yes I made that image you see of a dog pooping on Osamas face on photoshop.


Send me some suggestions of what else I should make on photoshop, seeing as to which I want to play around with it! Link me pics with what you think I should do with them and I'll make them happen eventually!!


Thy choice is yours Brethren!!!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

SO yeah....

I've just gotten this epic money making idea and I will not speak of it!! I'm working on it as you read (or don't read) this. So today I will dedicate myself to the idea before I lose interest in it!! Also right now My brain is picking up ideas out of nowhere so I'll leave you with that and some pictures of rocks.


(DON'T KICK THESE)










Monday, May 9, 2011

The Rape Whistle

The other day at my job, not that many people were walking in. Then out of nowhere this lady walks in. She's very unattractive. And then I notice something shiny near her cleavage. After I gave her a cart, I took another look. It was a whistle.


Then for a while I tried figuring out what was the whistles purpose. At first I thought it was to train dogs, but then again she didn't look like a dog person.

Then it hit me. RAPE WHISTLE!

Why on Earth would this ugly lady have a rape whistle around her neck?

Who would rape her? Seriously!!

That whistle is as useless as an Atheist wearing the cross or a rosary around their neck! Maybe it's a fashion statement, I don't know. But this was the first time I had seen a woman with a rape whistle, ever. I then thought, "What happens when she blows on it?".

Do SWAT team members start falling from the sky? Does she let out a smelly smell? Does the sound from the whistle make you grab your ears and scream very loud?

Into detail on how unattractive she was, she had more facial hair than me, then again, everyone has more facial hair than me.


1)So why do you think she had a rape whistle in the first place?
2)What would you think happens when she would blow on it?

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Sunshine Award


Jamiesaur from ramblings of a bibliophile gave me the Sunshine Award! Thanks a lot Jamiesaur!!



The rules for this award are:
  1. Thank the person who gave you this award and link back to them in your post.
  2. Tell us some things about yourself.
  3. Nominate 10 bloggers.
  4. Contact these bloggers and let them know they have received this award.


Some things about myself:
-I am a Theater major with an AA degree in Drama/Drama Education from Miami Dade College.
-I work at a baby store as a doorman.
-I have been taking a picture of myself everyday since December 2007. (I have not aged a bit since) 17-21
-I hope to be in movies and TV shows one day.

10 blogs I nominate:



Happy Mothers Day!

I want to keep todays early post simple by wishing all my followers a Happy Rocking Mothers Day!

Take care of your moms, remember you only got one!
(Unless you have lesbian moms, then you have two!)

So today, if you live with your mom or close to her, you should take her out to eat and spend some time with her. If you live far away from her, give her a call. Even if you don't even celebrate mothers day today in your country, they will still appreciate the nice things! And if your mom isn't around anymore, remember all the good times you had with her, and all the nice things she was able to give to you when she was around.


Have a great Sunday and....

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Not only once, but..........

Many times have I been said that I look or resemble Johnny Depp. At first it was cool. But as time went by it started to get annoying. Now you can decide whether I look like Johnny Depp or not.


The most recent I was called Johnny Depp was last weekend after I uploaded my Graduation Pictures. As you can see I did a little celebrity look-alike thing on a website and the result was--------------------------------------->



So now vote on my new poll whether I look or do not look like Johnny Depp so we can settle this once and for all!!

* Poll is located on the right side.

Friday, May 6, 2011

How to be a successful BLOGGER!

By following these 'tips', you will soon become a very 'successful' blogger and what I mean by 'successful' is sitting in front of your computer all day and checking your stats.


To begin, you create a blog if you do not already have one. You give it a name people will end up remembering and go ahead and give that name to the address bar.

Oh wait, it's taken? Just put spell it incorrectly, no one will care.

This is the fun part now. You gotta start writing! Write, write, write, write! Write about your life because you know random people you have never met will enjoy that! Also remember the more you write, the more words they will read. But they wont read every word. So thats why you gotta put in pictures. Think of it as The Bible. When you were a kid, you didn't read that, it was too long and confusing, so your parents probably bought you a detailed pictures Bible or something like that. Also make words BIG, like that because they will remember that SHIT. It will be one of the first things they will read.

Ok, out of all I just wrote, you probably only remember reading BIG SHIT....right?

Now you got an image of nice, big, smelly TURD and it hanging of the edge of the toilet seat..... Why a toilet seat you might ask? Because I found this photo of it on the internet.

Anyway, now that you got a great topic to write about, you gotta keep up with this SHIT every day. Don't even think about stopping.

There are some exceptions on other things you can blog about....
Like so:

25 Followers


Alright thanks for following me, today is Friday, and tomorrow is Saturday and then comes Sunday.


People will come to your blog, congratulate you and expect you to return to blogging about what you had put in their minds. SHIT! You thought it was that easy...huh?


Well if they're coming back to read your posts, they like your SHIT!


In the end, your followers will enjoy you talking about your SHITTY life, because it entertains them. One day you'll probably put: "I cant take this SHIT anymore! I just want to die!!!", but you followers will say on your comments, "Hang in there man" or "You'll come through" for one reason only: Who will entertain them. You gotta make them like what you write, even if it is SHIT.



Wasn't this the most SHITTIEST post you have ever read? Even if it did keep you entertained? LOL

Indian Food

Chilled Monkey Brains.
So yesterday I went to an Indian Restaurant. Now I haven't been to one in years!! Not since I left England! I remember that it had to be one of the greatest cuisines ever!! I still remember the aroma the restaurants would have. It smelled like curry, or something like that. You also are probably thinking, "Indian food?! Didn't he ever watch Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"?


Well obviously Hollywood they exaggerated a bit.... just a bit.....



Well, this time as I entered the restaurant, a wave of nostalgia hit me, or should I say, my nose!

To start it off, I got an appetizer.
Spinach Samosa: It is a pastry. It tasted very good, and thats because I like Spinach.
 

I also got: 

Naam Bread: It has a very distinctive taste. I held on to some of it to dip in the mint sauce and the korma sauce.

And for the main course:



Tandoori Chicken with mint sauce. Now this was very, very good!
Honestly it was not as good as the one in England, but this is as good as it gets here!


And......


Lamb Korma: I'm not a big fan of lamb, but this sauce is very over powering
 and it just taste as if you were eating anything else. The sauce was excellent!


And for dessert, thats right you guessed it: Chilled Monkey Brains

Jaggery Dosa: It's a golden crepe smothered with
warm sugar cane, with roasted nuts and vanilla icecream!


As you can see, there was no Eye ball soup, Snake surprise or, unfortunately, no Chilled Monkey Brains. So if you ever have an opportunity, go ahead and try it! You won't regret it! There was also a nice live performance on a stage. A man kept saying KALIMA and actually pulled out the heart of another person. Amazingly, the other person was still alive and was able to eat his Chicken Korma with skipping a beat!

KALIMA!!!

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