Monday, April 11, 2011

The Bathroom Attendant

The other day I had the pleasure of entering a bathroom with one of these fellows inside of it, just living in there... He had several things on the counter of the bathroom: soap, towels, toothbrushes, deodorant, shaving cream, tic-tacs, Listerine, perfume, cologne and I think I saw condoms around there as well....

Now the guy, looked like the guy in the picture but much older, minus the smile and plus a lazy eye. So what we have here is a pretty intimidating fellow in the loo. I feel pretty much disturbed doing the deed in front of him at a urinal, so I play it safe and I head into a stall.

Anyway, I still felt uncomfortable going. His presence there was just daunting... I decided I must leave and go elsewhere. As I get out of the stall, I start heading towards the lavatory and as I begin washing my hands, he starts offering me soap and other commodities. I accepted the soap, but no I did not want to be shaved or have back massage.

He then hands me a towel and dry and run the FUCK OUTTA THERE!

38 comments:

  1. I think you should have gave him a high five after using the bathroom lol

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  2. I have never been in a bathroom with an attendant but it would be weird.

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  3. Cooll!!

    I wait on my blog $upporting!!!

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  4. I wonder if he gets used to the poop smell...

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  5. he was filming you the whole time...

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  6. lol that looks creepy :D You should be grateful he didn't want to hold it for you :d

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  7. I love it when these guys help you out. I hate feeling like i have to tip them when i didn't use any of their services :(

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  8. haha I feel ya, I always feel awkward if they have someone in the loo

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  9. Should have taken the back massage. You can always trust a man with a crazy eye.

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  10. Hahaha, I've never had this type of encounter. I don't mind that at all! :)

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  11. The only time I've ever encountered them is at strip clubs. They creep me out.

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  12. You should have tipped him. I once met one of those guys in London and I asked him what he made. They get nothing but tips.

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  13. LOL. Who would want to work as a bathroom attendant?!?

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  14. i dont think these people are allowed to get anything but tips by law..

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  15. haha ive always assumed those guys werent actually hired and they simply set up themselves

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  16. why is the attendant always so old?

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  17. Yeah, that's why I try and hold it until I get home...

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  18. Imagine having a No2 when he's sitting outside listening!! That's kinda weird

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  19. Bathroom attendant = creepy.

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  20. Haha they don't live in there.. It is unnerving when I happen to see one of them though.

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  21. Just poop in your hand before you tip him.

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  22. HEY, I'M A BATHROOM ATTENDANT, I'M OFFENDED
    okaynotreally

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  23. hahaha these guys are brilliant! I once encountered one in some dive of a pub in Soho (London)...I came out of trap 4 to see him sat there grinning with the soap like some expectant puppy. Then i checked out his wears - 2 bottles of really bad quality aftershave, 3 lollipops and a grubby hand towel...and nothing else...
    I shook my head, smiled and said "your heart's not in this...is it?" ..to which he grinned, slightly maniacally... so I ran the FUCK OUTTA THERE!

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  24. wow. why on earth would anyone feal comfertable with a back massage in the bathroom? I love getting a nice massage not in the bathroom, thats just too much.

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  25. Haha creepy, they are pretty nice anyhow if you let them have a chance.

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  26. haha yeah those guys make me uncomfortable as well.

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  27. he is helping only with soaps and towels rite. As long as he doesnt help you with anything else like helping you powder the nose,why care,why be scared

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  28. I hate going to places with these guy working the bathroom. Especially if I have to release Poo Chang the Friendly Fudge Dragon. Sux to think someone is right there listening to the eruptions of his release...

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  29. They give you stuff for free, then they want cash for it after, and you cant say no at that point

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  30. I prefer to be alone in the bathroom, I don't like it when they're in there

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  31. that is all kinds of wrong (and scary)

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  32. that picture was hilarious haha, bathroom attendant ftw!

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