....eating my animal crackers when out of nowhere I'm getting chased by members of the organization PETA, who were protesting in front of a fish bait store.
I ran and ran, throwing the animal crackers on the floor, slowing them down as they stopped to pick them up. I ran for about half a mile and hid in an alley. As I had thought this chase was over, I was wrong. I had walked into a dog fight. There you see me running away from two pit bulls and what looked to be a football player! So I ran towards the PETA members who are still picking up the crumbs of the animal crackers I had tossed and as I run by I had remembered that I still had a Slim Jim in my pocket, so I place the Slim Jim in one of the PETA members' back pockets so the pit bulls get distracted and go after them. The plan had worked too well! The pit bulls were mutilating the PETA members as they did not fight back to achieve their goal. The football player stayed and watched the fight and began betting with other people who were passing by.
As I'm walking back home all tired and sweaty, I see a SWAT van race to the opposite direction of me and I looked surprised to see it, though I knew were it was going... I knew this wasn't going to end pretty and I thought to myself, all this could have been avoided if I stayed home that day.
Moral of the story: DON'T EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS OUTSIDE!
*I had an Imagination binge and that's how I came up with this!