Sunday, March 13, 2011

Have you ever noticed.....

..that people usually don't mean what they say?
For example:
"I'm going to walk the dog" does not mean walking the dog. It mean "I'm going to take the dog outside so it can take a shit."

Even the president does this.


I'm not gonna lie, I even say that. But from this moment on, I will be frank with everyone and I will always say things how they are. No more walking the dog.......
Now it will be taking the dog outside to shit on the neighbors lawn. =D

18 comments:

  1. I take my dog along with me when I jog, does that count?

    And why don't we walk the cat? That would be funny to watch...

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  2. lol, try not to take words to literal. "THIS IS KILLING ME" "Omg I want to kill myself!" "well shit..."

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  3. Honesty is the best policy, no double meanings.

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  4. I once saw a neighbour walking their rabbit...which made me think someone had tampered with my beer...

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  5. Can we compromise and call it "shit walking"?

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  6. that is so true. i never look at it that way we usually forget how we put words together lol

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  8. Being straightforward is the best way

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  9. I've seen a lady in my neighborhood that walks her cat. It's on this big ridiculous harness, and takes FOREVER just to pass by because cats don't like to go where you tell them to. It's hilarious.

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  10. being too literal all the time is kind of against my nature. i like playing with words at times

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  11. lol the dog seems to be "walking" obama in this photo

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  12. My dog used to walk and shit at the same time...

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  13. Nobody means what they say...you cna only trust yourself 100%

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  14. its always better when its your neighbors lawn

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