Monday, January 31, 2011

Why do people eat mushrooms?

Mushrooms are disgusting! They grow from the ground and they decompose dead things. That mushroom you just ate in your salad had decomposed a dead, rotting crow a week before landing in your salad. You just ate that crow rot! Mushrooms are fungi. Fungi can grow in between your toes. Would you eat that? NOOO!
The only time I allow mushroom eating in my life is only when I am playing a Super Mario game.

24 comments:

  1. little obvious why people eat shrooms ;)

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  2. To trip the fuck out like mario!

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  3. Why did the mushroom go to the party?

    Cause he was a Fun-gi!

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  4. I love mushrooms! Haters gonan hate!

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  5. I've had some crazy experiences after eating mushrooms @-@

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  6. Only Super Mario for me also, nasty shit!

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  7. Jeez, I hate mushrooms.
    I can deal if they are on pizza ,because for some reason I can't taste them on it.

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  8. I'm not really a fan of mushrooms, but cream of mushroom soup makes things delicious.

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  9. mushroomss are awesome man. especially in pizza or burgers (fuck salad lol) also, if buh-burritos grew between my toes, id eat them. or sell them to stoners for profit

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  11. LOL. yes, mushrooms are so very weird. However they are very tasty. and when you think about it, you are drinking water that somebody or some animal has already drank. If the world has beeen around for like 56Mil years or whatever then alllllll the water has been drank and pee ed out already. your drinking pee every time you drink water.

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  12. OH MY GOSH that's a huuuuggggee shroom! (In the top picture). Actually, I set my Mozilla skin to those evil Mario mushrooms yesterday :) I think they're cute in Mario.

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  13. I just hate to call you out on your simple mindedness, but, here is my counter argument. "They grow from the ground and they decompose dead things." Growing in the ground is something that just about all plants do, and to some extent all animals. Plants may not commonly decompose things, but they do get nutrition from things as they decompose, and when animals eat food, they digest it- funfact; digestion is a type of decomposition. "Fungi can grow in between your toes." THAT, is the most idiotic thing i've heard all month. Just because something can do something, doesn't mean that it will. The chances of a fungus growing between your toes are usually small, although, that may or may apply based on your sanitation, and the types that may grow on your toes aren't edible. With logic like that why would any food not be gross. plants can grow in dung piles so tomatoes are gross? A type of louse lives in a tuna's mouth so no more beef patties? Heres an octopus stinkhorn. Next time you rant about shrooms think stinkhorn http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/fullsize/others/octopus-stinkhorn-9001069.jpg

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